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Psybear

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PostSubject: Detectivequest   Sat May 26, 2012 7:20 pm

Time for a choose your own adventure!
Let's start with part one.

It was a dark night in a city that chewed ya up and spat ya out, and if you got lucky, swallowed ya. I was sittin in my office, contemplatin the past. And the future. Suddenly, my head started poundin' like it was a slap-chop on the public-access shopping channel. I was having a vision, and it wasn't a good one. Lucky for my rapidly depleting supply of ibuprofen, some dumb broad opened my door, snapping me out of voodoo land and back into the real world. I turned to her, mouth still full of pills and cigarrettes, and gave her a stare that you could push your maid down if she needed an abortion. Obviously, the whore was intimidated. She started to back up, getting ready to leave, But I stopped her. "Miss, what's your hurry?" She stammered, and looked at me. "I... I need a detective!"


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Prophet

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PostSubject: Re: Detectivequest   Sat May 26, 2012 7:27 pm

Pull out revolver, aim at her face. Ask her what the problem is.
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PostSubject: Re: Detectivequest   Sat May 26, 2012 7:44 pm

Pull out penis, stick in eye.
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Psybear

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PostSubject: Re: Detectivequest   Sun May 27, 2012 11:13 am

I pulled my gun on the dame. Broad needed ta learn to speak up. "What exactly do you NEED from me?" I said, forceful as a tiger thrusting it's dick into it's mate. The dame starts to cry. "I need protection!" She wails. "I'm a detective, I don't sell condoms." I say, already tired of her. "I mean protection from the mob!"

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Prophet

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PostSubject: Re: Detectivequest   Mon May 28, 2012 1:18 pm

Psybear wrote:
I pulled my gun on the dame. Broad needed ta learn to speak up. "What exactly do you NEED from me?" I said, forceful as a tiger thrusting it's dick into it's mate. The dame starts to cry. "I need protection!" She wails. "I'm a detective, I don't sell condoms." I say, already tired of her. "I mean protection from the mob!"

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Shoot her, could be a spy for the police department across the street.
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